Forum Question – Porn Stars

Today’s Question….Would you date and then marry a soft-core porn star?

Rob Mitchell from Riverside CA responds:  “Well, I live between Hollywood and Las Vegas so…”

Tim MacAdoo from Charleston SC blurbs:  “As long as the wedding guest list reads, Hugh Hefner and guest and guest and guest and guest and guest, and guest…”

Frank Tipmore from Lafayette LA says:  “Would she be just as hot on the inside?”

Ulysses Grantmore from Dickinson ND quips:  “Sure, I work at the North Dakota Center for the Blind so I could show them a picture of Miss Piggy and they wouldn’t know.  I’ve done stuff like that you know.”

Erik Henderson from Paradise FL admits:  “I just found out my current girlfriend shaves her chest hair so I’d have to say yes.”

Kent Konrads from Quebec mumbles: “I’m married, can I still respond?”

TeJuan Martinez from Arkadelphia AK blathers:  “Yes, as long as the grandkids don’t have access to the Internet.”

We’d like to thank these men for their replies as well as all the fifteen to eighteen year old boys who flooded our response center with over eager responses then asked for further information.

Author: Phantaveous Ghast

I'd rather teach giant roaches to do circus tricks on a street corner in Haiti than wear a pair of skinny jeans.

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